Dirtying Diapers
Played kickball with this beautiful mama today! It’s always a treat to see this girl! Tonight was perfect!😱❤️

Played kickball with this beautiful mama today! It’s always a treat to see this girl! Tonight was perfect!😱❤️

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

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neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

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Swimming yesterday was fun and much-needed relaxation before our trip to Cancún. Alexis’ family is having relatives over from Mexico, so it was nice to see them again! I even had a couple glasses of wine! Was it a success? Yes, very much.

junkyardvarren:

yungkawaiiinigga:

ayajade:

anonbae:

bruhdidas:

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

lordoftheswag:

yungkawaiiinigga:

white ppl can eat my ass tbh

smfh

this whole vine page is full of try hard humor its full of jokes for people who dont know how socialize properly

this is truly like the hardest ive seen anyone try to pull out a laugh. the whole page is extra dry.

Fuuuuuuuckkkkkk
Whiiiiiiiteee
Foooooooolxxxxxxx

The fuck is this honestly 😒

"White people can eat my ass"
Don’t lump people in one category because a) I’m white. B) I wouldn’t ever do stupid shit like this C) I don’t find it funny D) he’s being racist and e) you’re being racist yourself but it’s “okay”, right? Smh

 Since you wanna make lists

  1. kiss my black ass
  2. I see on your blog you like iggy azalea as well so no wonder you just dont get it…therefore
  3. kiss my ass 2 times

i’m also pretty sure the hand in the beginning is a white person that painted their hand brown.

When white people try to use “racism” against white people and expect everyone to take them seriously.

If you are privileged, I never want to hear you try to make yourself a victim. This vine is fucking repulsive. That’s the point. Get your head out of your privileged ass.

Alternatives to the word “gorgeous”

goddess-river:

  • Breathtaking
  • Divine
  • Heavenly
  • Resplendent
  • Magnificent
  • Striking
  • Stunning
  • Glowing
  • Astonishing

Swimming yesterday was fun and much-needed relaxation before our trip to Cancún. Alexis’ family is having relatives over from Mexico, so it was nice to see them again! I even had a couple glasses of wine! Was it a success? Yes, very much.

Constantly finding ways to better myself as a mom and as a person.

Mi hermosa bebe❤️

Mi hermosa bebe❤️

Things. 

1. Just registered for Fall classes! Yay for edumacation!

2. Buns. I dig buns. 

3. I’m going to cook chili because it’s easy and perfect for being lazy. 

4. I’m too lazy to get up and make it. 

5. I am leaving for Cancún in less than a week! 

6. I’m going swimming today with amberr-thoee . That makes me happy.

Things.

1. Just registered for Fall classes! Yay for edumacation!

2. Buns. I dig buns.

3. I’m going to cook chili because it’s easy and perfect for being lazy.

4. I’m too lazy to get up and make it.

5. I am leaving for Cancún in less than a week!

6. I’m going swimming today with amberr-thoee . That makes me happy.

raggedick:

drawings-on-bodies:

Holy shit

omg show me it finished!

raggedick:

drawings-on-bodies:

Holy shit

omg show me it finished!

Life with a toddler:

The big guy fell asleep while sitting on the toddler bed.

The little guy fell asleep on the big bed with me.

I know who I’m keeping on the bed! You snooze, you lose…literally.

At least the toddler cuddles me! Sorry, Lex, I’m not waking you up. You pissed me off today.

So I got a creeper the other day, so I went investigating and found a ton if new, rad girls to follow.

I’ll take that as a win.

I’m pretty stoked for the new peeps I followed.

Yeah, I’m living the dream! 😭❤️❤️❤️

Yeah, I’m living the dream! 😭❤️❤️❤️

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"